Rated 4.7 (137)
Waterproof Intimacy Blanket
Stays exactly where you put it and feels so soft we forget it's waterproof. No more awkwardly repositioning towels mid-moment. This has genuinely changed our intimacy for the better 😂 Should've made this purchase years ago.
Waterproof Intimacy Blanket
Actually Works. Every Single Time.
Actually Works. Every Single Time.
Worry-Free Intimacy, Finally.
No more wet spot anxiety, midnight sheet changes, or avoiding intimacy during your period. Vireon's 100% waterproof blanket absorbs 30 oz of liquid with zero leaks using food-grade TPU barrier technology. Ultra-soft dual-layer fleece feels luxurious—not plasticky—so you can relax and enjoy every moment knowing your bed is completely protected.
Premium Comfort Without Compromise
Ultra-soft sherpa fleece on one side, luxurious micro-velvet on the other—both sides softer than your favorite blanket. The waterproof barrier is completely invisible with zero crinkle, no plastic feel, and no noise. Non-slip backing stays put during use while temperature-regulating materials keep you comfortable throughout.
Ready Again in 30 Minutes
Dryer-safe technology means same-day turnaround—wash and dry in just 30 minutes while competitors require overnight air-drying. Machine washable with simple care that maintains waterproof protection for 200+ washes. Available in 4 sizes from travel to XL with eco-conscious materials, discreet design, and a lifetime waterproof warranty.
Product Features
Product Features
Say goodbye to wet spot anxiety forever!
Protection has never been this soft and reliable! Couples report finally relaxing during intimacy instead of worrying about the mess!
Why ChooseLori?
Here's how we compare to others
Why ChooseLori?
Here's how we compare to others
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Customer Reviews
Real experiences from real couples
Money-Back Guarantee
We're so confident in the quality of our product that we offer a satisfaction guarantee. If you're not completely satisfied with your purchase, simply return the item within 30 days for a full refund.
CLAIM NOWMoney-Back Guarantee
We're so confident in the quality of our product that we offer a satisfaction guarantee. If you're not completely satisfied with your purchase, simply return the item within 30 days for a full refund.
CLAIM NOWFrequently Asked Questions
Find answers to common questions about our products, shipping, returns, and more.
It's 100% waterproof—not water-resistant. Vireon uses food-grade TPU (thermoplastic polyurethane) barrier technology that creates a complete moisture barrier. We've tested it to absorb and contain up to 30 oz of liquid (roughly 4 cups) without any leakage. The waterproof layer is sandwiched between two fleece layers, so while you'll never feel it, it provides medical-grade protection that actually works. We back this with a Lifetime Waterproof Warranty—if it ever leaks due to material defects, we'll replace it free.
Yes! Unlike 90% of competitors that require 24-hour air drying, Vireon features heat-resistant waterproof technology. Simply tumble dry on low-to-medium heat for 30 minutes and it's ready to use again. This is one of our biggest differentiators—you can wash and dry it the same day for spontaneous reuse. Just avoid high heat settings and fabric softener to maintain optimal performance. Most couples tell us this dryer-safe feature is what convinced them to choose Vireon over other brands.
Not at all. This is the #1 concern we hear, and we designed Vireon specifically to solve this problem. The waterproof TPU barrier is completely sandwiched between ultra-soft sherpa fleece on one side and micro-velvet on the other. You literally never touch the waterproof material—only the soft fleece. There's zero crinkle sound or plastic texture. In fact, 87% of our reviews mention how surprisingly soft it is. Customers say things like "softer than my regular blankets" and "I forget it's waterproof." We're so confident you'll love the feel that if you wash it once and still think it feels plasticky, we'll refund you immediately.
We offer 4 sizes to fit every bed perfectly:
- Small (70 x 100CM) – Perfect for twin beds, travel, dates at a partner's place, or discrete storage
- Medium (100 x 150CM) – Our most popular size, ideal for Full and Queen beds (covers the center "wet zone" perfectly)
- Large (200 x 200CM) – Maximum protection for any bed size or those who want extra coverage
Vireon blankets absorb up to 30 oz of liquid (approximately 4 cups or 875ml). To put that in perspective, that's enough to handle heavy period flow days, squirting, or any high-volume scenario with complete confidence. The ultra-soft fleece layers wick moisture away from skin while the TPU barrier locks it in—zero leaks, zero wet spots on your sheets underneath. We've tested this capacity extensively, and it's guaranteed. If you're dealing with extremely high volume regularly (rare, but it happens), consider the King or XL size for extra surface area.
Super simple:
- Wash: Machine wash cold or warm with mild detergent
- Dry: Tumble dry on low-to-medium heat for 30 minutes
- Storage: Fold loosely and store in the included bag or under your mattress
Important tips:
- Avoid fabric softener (it can reduce absorbency over time)
- Don't use bleach or harsh chemicals
- Remove from dryer promptly to prevent creasing
- Wash before first use to remove manufacturing residue and maximize softness
Following these simple care instructions, your Vireon blanket will maintain waterproof protection for 200+ washes. Many customers have been using the same blanket for years with perfect performance.
We offer three guarantees to eliminate any risk:
1. 30-Day Money-Back Guarantee – Try Vireon for 30 days. If it doesn't transform your intimacy—if you're not sleeping better, connecting more, and worrying less—return it for a full refund, no questions asked.
2. Lifetime Waterproof Warranty – If your Vireon blanket ever leaks due to material defects, we'll replace it free. That's how confident we are in our waterproofing technology.
3. Free Exchanges – Ordered the wrong size? We'll swap it for the right one at no charge.
You have literally zero risk trying Vireon. We handle all return shipping costs, and our customer service team responds within 24 hours. We stand behind our product because we know it works.
Not at all. Vireon is designed to look like premium bedding, not a clinical sex product. We offer elegant colors (Navy Blue, Purple, Charcoal Gray) that complement any bedroom aesthetic. The fleece texture is beautiful and inviting—it looks like a luxury throw blanket you'd buy at a high-end home store.
Most couples leave it folded at the foot of their bed or draped over a chair. Guests simply see a nice blanket. The discreet design is intentional—we wanted something you could leave out without announcing its purpose. Many customers tell us their friends have complimented the "beautiful blanket" without knowing what it actually is. Your intimacy stays private, while the product itself fits seamlessly into your bedroom décor.